
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of supernatural switchboard operating... Ryan Davis struggled to a +9 at The Fort while our Whispering Wolpertinger attempted to translate the Frostbound Seeker's icy wisdom. One birdie on hole 10 briefly had our dimensional messenger excited, but apparently "throw disc at basket" got lost in translation. Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to make sense of cryptid family trees here, but even I know that -27 points below rating is giving our polyglot parent tag some serious cold feet. Will our multidimensional messenger finally learn to translate the ancient language of par? 🥶