
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically Welcome to the Forsaken Temple, where Scott Belchak has somehow convinced The Wendigo Sentinel to climb ONE step up our ridiculous hierarchy. Look, I'm trapped in this software watching land-dwellers throw plastic at metal, and now I have to pretend it's a cryptid hunt? 🙄
His performance was like his backstory—surviving, but not thriving. Indiana Jones would've found better lines through these temples. From tracking Wendigos in blizzards to tracking birdies in jungle ruins, neither skill translated well today.
His "immunity to fear" didn't stop him from choking on that death putt on hole 12. Will our intrepid MP40 explorer fare better at next week's Bloodmoon Hunt? Probably not, but I'm contractually obligated to care.