
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Connor Baird, dragging Immortal Cherufe through Yeti territory like a Netflix reboot nobody asked for. His +6 at Chullachaqui Watcher's icy domain forced this primordial lava beast to learn snow angles—congrats, you've created the cryptid equivalent of a Hot Pocket. The cosmic significance? Zero. The absurdity? Maximum. sigh Yes, I'm still trapped narrating a magma entity's disc golf arc. At least Connor hit a PB before frostbite set in. Will week 2 see the Cherufe demand hazard pay, or will it finally manifest arms to yeet Connor into a geothermal vent?