Connor Baird: #46 Immortal Cherufe

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Connor Baird

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Connor Baird
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#46 Immortal Cherufe
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Immortal Cherufe

#46

Origin Story

The Immortal Cherufe predates human existence, emerging from the first volcanic eruptions when Earth's crust was still forming, absorbing the primordial energies that would later give rise to all cryptid species. As humans evolved and spread across continents, they encountered this ancient fire entity in different forms, incorporating it into their mythology as various fire demons and molten creatures, though its true Chilean name has endured among those who guard the oldest cryptid lore.

Properties

The Immortal Cherufe exists primarily as living magma, capable of flowing through the earth's mantle and emerging wherever volcanic activity occurs, though it can temporarily solidify into a humanoid form of obsidian and molten rock to interact with the physical world. It possesses the unique ability to absorb and incorporate traits from other cryptids it encounters, integrating their essence into its fiery core and serving as a living repository of cryptid evolution throughout Earth's history. The entity communicates through patterns formed in cooling lava and smoke signals that contain encoded knowledge about cryptid lore, though extended periods away from geothermal sources gradually diminish its power, forcing it to return to the planet's molten core to rejuvenate.

Role

Within the cryptid ecosystem, the Immortal Cherufe functions as the elemental counterbalance to water-dwelling entities like the Kraken and Nessie, maintaining the equilibrium between fire and water that allows all cryptid species to thrive in their respective domains. Its molten core serves as the living repository of cryptid memory, preserving the oldest knowledge of each species' origins and connecting seemingly unrelated cryptids through their shared evolutionary responses to its world-shaping eruptions.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story