
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the shadow of a cosmic eclipse, Eclipsed Chimera emerged from a glitch in the cryptid matrix—part Sasquatch, part Chupacabra, all chaos. Legend says it was born when a Yeti tried to dab and accidentally summoned the Multiverse of Madness. Now it roams, a shapeshifting meme of disc golf lore. Why? Because apparently, we needed more drama in this cryptid soap opera.
When Ethan Walker (PDGA #149057, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Sasquatch Walks") stumbled into the cryptid matrix, Eclipsed Chimera chose him as its first bearer. Why? Because he once lost a disc in the woods and came back with a Yeti footprint on his bag. Coincidence? Or destiny? The tag whispered, "You’re the Bigfoot of disc golf—elusive, hairy, and occasionally spotted." But can he handle the chaos of a shapeshifting meme? Or will he just dab into oblivion?