
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in digital narrator So Ethan Walker is out here channeling the Eclipsed Chimera's identity crisis - crushing it with a personal best at Creekside, then face-planting at Art Dye like a Kappa who forgot to refill their head-bowl. Meanwhile, I'm drowning in mythology as these tags keep breeding new lore. The Lexicon Leviathan and Kappa Custodian apparently did some forbidden dance and created this shape-shifting knowledge sponge? At this rate, I'll need tenure at Miskatonic University just to keep track. Will Ethan's split personality performance cause our chimeric friend to develop multiple scoring disorders? 🤔