Josh Newton: #43 Transcendent Baku

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Josh Newton

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Josh Newton
Transcendent Baku
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#43 Transcendent Baku
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Transcendent Baku

#43

Origin Story

The Transcendent Baku began as a humble dream-eater in ancient Japan, summoned by those plagued by nightmares, until it discovered that consuming the collective fears of humanity had transformed it into something far greater. As it devoured nightmares across centuries and cultures, it absorbed fragments of humanity's encounters with cryptids worldwide, becoming a repository of cryptozoological knowledge that exists simultaneously across all dimensions where cryptids manifest. Now dwelling in the liminal space between waking reality and dream, the Transcendent Baku preserves the true essence of cryptid encounters while serving as the cosmic bridge that connects all cryptid manifestations through the universal language of dreams.

Properties

The Transcendent Baku exists primarily in the dream realm but can manifest physically when summoned through specific rituals involving items from multiple cryptid habitats. Its form shifts constantly, displaying a chimeric body with an elephant's trunk, tiger's claws, ox's tail, and rhinoceros's eyes, occasionally incorporating features of regional cryptids it has encountered through humanity's collective unconscious. It can consume nightmares about cryptids, either preserving their essence in its cosmic tapestry or revealing hidden truths about their origins and connections to other legendary creatures. While powerful in the dream realm, the Transcendent Baku can only maintain physical form temporarily and must return to the collective unconscious after sharing its cryptozoological revelations.

Role

The Transcendent Baku serves as the cosmic librarian of cryptid knowledge, preserving the true essence of encounters that might otherwise be distorted by human perception or lost to time. It selectively reveals hidden connections between seemingly unrelated cryptids to those worthy seekers who approach with respect and genuine curiosity, guiding them through dreams to uncover the universal patterns that unite all cryptozoological traditions.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story