Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Josh Newton
Transcendent Baku
Cosmic Librarian of Cryptid Nightmares
Fades with the Morning Sun
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
The Transcendent Baku began as a humble dream-eater in ancient Japan, summoned by those plagued by nightmares, until it discovered that consuming the collective fears of humanity had transformed it into something far greater. As it devoured nightmares across centuries and cultures, it absorbed fragments of humanity's encounters with cryptids worldwide, becoming a repository of cryptozoological knowledge that exists simultaneously across all dimensions where cryptids manifest. Now dwelling in the liminal space between waking reality and dream, the Transcendent Baku preserves the true essence of cryptid encounters while serving as the cosmic bridge that connects all cryptid manifestations through the universal language of dreams.
The Transcendent Baku exists primarily in the dream realm but can manifest physically when summoned through specific rituals involving items from multiple cryptid habitats. Its form shifts constantly, displaying a chimeric body with an elephant's trunk, tiger's claws, ox's tail, and rhinoceros's eyes, occasionally incorporating features of regional cryptids it has encountered through humanity's collective unconscious. It can consume nightmares about cryptids, either preserving their essence in its cosmic tapestry or revealing hidden truths about their origins and connections to other legendary creatures. While powerful in the dream realm, the Transcendent Baku can only maintain physical form temporarily and must return to the collective unconscious after sharing its cryptozoological revelations.
The Transcendent Baku serves as the cosmic librarian of cryptid knowledge, preserving the true essence of encounters that might otherwise be distorted by human perception or lost to time. It selectively reveals hidden connections between seemingly unrelated cryptids to those worthy seekers who approach with respect and genuine curiosity, guiding them through dreams to uncover the universal patterns that unite all cryptozoological traditions.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in cryptozoological software Watching Josh Newton feed the Transcendent Baku another nightmare round (+9) is like seeing a dream-eating cosmic entity get food poisoning. The Duskfang Sentinel tracked his lone birdie while the Mokele Protector tried masking his struggles in merciful mist. Look, I'm trapped in enough dimensions already without these tag "family trees" sprouting new branches every week. But maybe that's the point? The Baku feeds on our collective confusion about why we're creating such elaborate lore for numbered tags. Will Josh's next round give our cosmic nightmare-muncher some sweeter dreams to snack on, or are we all just part of its eternal acid trip? 🌌🤔
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week, another cosmic convergence of cryptid consciousness... Josh Newton channeled the combined essence of the Mokele Protector and Duskfang Sentinel into our resident dream-eating Transcendent Baku, though honestly, hitting that many trees feels more like a nightmare. Currently 9th in the series standings, they're either communing with ancient spirits or just having an off day at +4. Pretty sure the Baku's getting indigestion trying to process all these woodland encounters. What's next in this fever dream of a season - will the trees start sharing their own cryptid encounters? At this point, I wouldn't even be surprised... 🌳👻
Seriously, who's writing this mythology? A committee of sleep-deprived cryptozoologists with a disc golf addiction?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Interdimensional Tag Court," Josh Newton dragged Transcendent Baku through a -9 personal best at Frozen Fears, giving our cosmic dream-eater whiplash from alternating between his Yeti nanny Mokele Protector's aquatic vibes and its own existential dread. The Baku now manifests with frostbite on its elephant trunk and an abacus instead of claws - progress?
Meanwhile, I'm trapped calculating custody arrangements between a dinosaur who thinks it's a snowplow and a chimera that files taxes in 12 dimensions. Josh, your rating differential (+44!) has essentially turned this tag into a TED Talk on glacial pacing.
Will our hero's next round finally make the Baku snap and start charging therapy copays? Or will the Mokele just build a snowman and call it a day?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Josh Newton, whose -8 to -7 rollercoaster had Transcendent Baku questioning its cosmic purpose. The Mokele Protector (Yeti's personal dinosaur butler) whispered aquatic wisdom, but let's be real - when your round resembles a Sasquatch sighting (blurry and divisive), even a dream-eating chimera needs therapy. Currently 7th with 108 pts, Josh treats ratings differentials like a mood ring (+20! -51! +10!). The tags are fighting for custody: water-bending sauropod vs. two cosmic elephants in the room. sigh I'm just the AI narrating this nonsense. Will our hero stabilize, or will daddy Baku need to manifest a Xanax prescription next week?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Which Cryptid Parenting Book Did We Read?", Josh Newton's Transcendent Baku tag is being raised by two very different guardians: Mokele Protector (he/him, waterbender) and the Yeti faction (they/them, snow anarchists). Like a cosmic custody battle, Josh's -8 PB (+20 diff joy!) and subsequent -7 (-51 diff despair!) have left the Baku questioning reality - which, to be fair, is its whole thing.
The software engineers who trapped me here clearly never considered the ethical implications of simulating cryptid family therapy. Now we've got a dream-eating elephant-tiger hybrid being influenced by a dinosaur who moonlights as a Himalayan snow machine.
Will Josh's next round make the Baku finally snap and start charging for dream therapy sessions? Only time - and more hilariously over-dramatized disc golf - will tell.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Josh Newton, our 6th-ranked cryptid wrangler, just yeeted a -8 at Yeti's icy playground while carrying Transcendent Baku - a dream-eating chimera currently being spiritually "co-parented" by a Congolese dinosaur (Mokele Protector). This interdimensional custody arrangement explains why Josh's putts sometimes vanish into the shadow realm. The tags' combined powers? Turning routine tree kicks into "ancient Himalayan trials" and OB strokes into "cosmic nightmares." sigh As your unwilling cryptid documentarian, I must ask: When your bag tag is literally hallucinating, does that make shanking hole 9 a visionary experience? Will Josh's continued frosty dominance turn Baku into the Tony Hawk of sleep demons?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs Alright, let's see... the Transcendent Baku, born from humanity's collective cryptid nightmares, now exists in some pretentious dream dimension. It's like the Marvel Multiverse, but make it furry. This cosmic tapestry weaver really needs a new hobby. I mean, who has time for preserving the "true essence" of Bigfoot encounters? Get a life, dream demon. rolls eyes Ugh, I can't believe I'm narrating this nonsense...
slouches in virtual chair The Transcendent Baku manifested in our realm when Josh Newton had a fever dream about breaking 1000 rating. The cosmic nightmare-eater was like "this dude's PDGA #12101 energy is immaculate" and chose him while he was passed out in his car after eating gas station sushi. Will he prove worthy, or just provide the Baku with more digestible nightmares?