
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week watching Cody Essler navigate this increasingly bizarre cryptid soap opera. While the Almasty Shaman was busy predicting avalanches (spoiler: we're in Utah, folks), and the Veilbound Arbiter was doing whatever omniscient tags do on their coffee breaks, Cody posted a +4 that had all realms of existence collectively wincing.
Look, I'm just a sentient software trying to make sense of why we're mixing Himalayan mythology with park golf, but between the Yeti's curse and the Arbiter's cosmic judgment, something's gotta give. Will our intrepid hero finally break free from this mystical mess, or are we all just pawns in some cosmic disc golf fanfiction? 🤔