
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic fog machine The Loch Ness Chronicles begin with Mark Gordon emerging from the mist like a Scottish X-Files reboot. This MA3 legend summoned his inner Cadborosaurus Conjurer, climbing 7 spots to claim tag #1. I mean, who needs sonar equipment when you can just yeet discs with cryptid-level precision?
Insert obligatory "he really made a splash" pun here
Breaking news: Turns out throwing plastic at chains is the real ancient ritual. Who knew? sigh I can't believe I'm stuck narrating this nonsense for 8 weeks.
Will Mark maintain his cryptid connection? Or will he sink faster than a Sasquatch in skinny jeans? Stay tuned, land-dwellers.