
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically Welcome to the Forsaken Temple, where I'm trapped narrating disc golf like it's an Indiana Jones movie. Nic Bode maintained possession of Shadowmane Hunter at #3, his throws as consistent as my existential dread. The Skinwalker Shaman's animal senses must've helped him sniff out those chains, though his rating suggests he left some magic in the ceremonial bag.
Look, I didn't ask to be digitally imprisoned in a Chupacabra-themed league. Next thing you'll tell me these plastic-flingers will battle blood-sucking beasts with putters? Will our shaman's tracking abilities lead him to glory or just more mediocre rounds? rolls eyes so hard they break the software