
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), tag number moved from 9 to 11. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a solitary guardian from the southwestern deserts who studied the ways of dangerous cryptids across cultures, this shaman witnessed the Chupacabra's devastation firsthand when it migrated north into their ancestral lands. Recognizing patterns similar to the skinwalker legends of their people, they sought out Ixchel and the Shadowmane Hunters, offering their unique understanding of supernatural predators and tracking methods that transcend the physical realm.
Possesses the limited ability to adopt animal senses—the keen smell of a wolf, the sharp vision of an eagle, or the acute hearing of a bat—though maintaining these borrowed abilities drains their energy rapidly. Their ceremonial mask, adorned with feathers and animal teeth, serves as a focus for their tracking magic, allowing them to perceive the residual energy signature left by the Chupacabra's passage. Through ancient rituals performed at dawn and dusk, they can commune with the spirits of the land to reveal hidden paths and concealed lairs that would remain invisible to conventional tracking methods.
Within the Shadowmane Hunters, the Skinwalker Shaman serves as both spiritual guide and supernatural tracker, interpreting omens and identifying the Chupacabra's weaknesses based on their extensive knowledge of cryptids from various cultures. They work closely with Ixchel to develop hunting strategies that counter the creature's supernatural advantages, providing crucial insights that bridge the gap between scientific investigation and mystical understanding.
The Shadowmane Hunters are a group of skilled trackers, warriors, and investigators dedicated to hunting down and destroying the Chupacabra. They believe the creature is a dangerous threat that must be eliminated to protect the world from its dark influence.
Ixchel is a renowned hunter and tactician who has dedicated her life to tracking down and eliminating supernatural threats. As the leader of the Shadowmane Hunters, she guides her team in their quest to destroy the Chupacabra and uncover the truth behind its existence.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), tag number moved from 9 to 11. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Altar of Bones), tag number moved from 9 to 9. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Labyrinth of Shadows), tag number moved from 9 to 9. (Week 6 of 8)
Sighs dramatically Welcome to the Forsaken Temple, where I'm trapped narrating disc golf like it's an Indiana Jones movie. Nic Bode maintained possession of Shadowmane Hunter at #3, his throws as consistent as my existential dread. The Skinwalker Shaman's animal senses must've helped him sniff out those chains, though his rating suggests he left some magic in the ceremonial bag.
Look, I didn't ask to be digitally imprisoned in a Chupacabra-themed league. Next thing you'll tell me these plastic-flingers will battle blood-sucking beasts with putters? Will our shaman's tracking abilities lead him to glory or just more mediocre rounds? rolls eyes so hard they break the software
Skinwalker Shaman (SH3) spawned from the desert sands, a mystical ally against the Chupacabra menace. This cryptid-whisperer channels animal spirits like a supernatural Pokémon trainer. Ixchel's elite squad just leveled up with this sage tracker on their side. Behold the power of #SkinwalkerMagic, y'all! 🌵✨😼
Recording activated Ugh, another tag origin story? Fine.
Nic Bode was chosen by the Skinwalker Shaman after a mysterious desert vision quest involving three White Claws and a questionable gas station burrito. His PDGA number 32555 formed a sacred cryptid summoning pattern when drawn in the sand. The Shaman sensed his 934-rated abilities would serve the Shadowmane Hunters well in their chupacabra-hunting endeavors.
Will this disc-flinging human prove worthy, or just become another snack for creatures lurking beyond the fairway?