
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic bagpipe music fades in Well butter my haggis and call me Nessie's brunch - Austin Lott just pulled off the most Scottish resurrection since Sean Connery's career! After three weeks of mysterious absences (probably off hunting for single malt and acceptable weather), our Shellycoat Sentry has emerged from the mist to snap claim the #1 tag like it's the last deep-fried Mars bar at the pub.
That's right, folks - from #13 to #1 in one fell swoop, proving that even cryptids have better comebacks than the Twilight franchise. With a performance that left the field looking more lost than a tourist without GPS in the Highlands, Austin's discs cut through the fog like a Claymore through butter.
Fourth wall break Oh great, now I have to update the "Cryptid Power Rankings" spreadsheet again. sigh This is why I should've taken that job narrating golf instead.
But seriously, that Shellycoat tag must be working overtime - those protective runes clearly deflected every tree kick and OB stroke. Just remember Austin, with great power comes great responsibility... to actually show up next week. wink
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go drown my sorrows in virtual Irn-Bru. Being trapped in disc golf software is almost as tragic as Scotland's World Cup chances. Almost.