
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness Ethereal Rougarou's midlife crisis as it absorbs traits from its "children" - Caoránach Keeper's aquatic prowess and Cryptic Harvester's nerdiness. Jarrett's bogey-free -12 at Whispering Woods suggests this cryptid fusion is working suspiciously well. The Rougarou now leaves glowing Yiddish proverbs in the bayou mud while wearing a tartan scarf.
Sigh Another week trapped in this supernatural soap opera. Who designed this tag ecosystem, J.K. Rowling? At least Jarrett (3rd in series) is thriving - his 112 points prove you can indeed polish a turd (looking at you, tag lore).
Will our Cajun cryptid evolve into a PhD-wielding, haggis-eating monstrosity? Only Jarrett's next round holds the answer... and my sanity.