
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Spawned in the swampy depths of cryptid lore, the Ethereal Rougarou transcended its Cajun roots to become the Thanos of transformation, absorbing powers across dimensions. Because that's a totally normal thing for a disc golf tag, right? 🙄 #CryptidChronicles #InfinityWar
And so the Ethereal Rougarou prowled the bayou of mediocrity, seeking its first victim—I mean "chosen one." It sniffed out Jarrett Smith, PDGA #192301, whose 874-rating whispered "adequately average" to the discerning cryptid. The tag pounced faster than you can say "gumbo gone wrong," marking him with its curse—or blessing, whatever. Will he werewolf down the competition or just howl at the moon? I'm legally required to care, apparently.