
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Alright, gather 'round for the totally legit origin story of Nomadic Ningen. Born from the unholy union of Godzilla's bathwater and the tears of a thousand cryptozoologists, this globetrotting cryptid emerged from the depths like Aquaman's edgier cousin. With a memory stretching back eons (unlike Dory), it absorbed knowledge from countless realms to become the ultimate hipster chronicler of cryptid history. Yep, seems totally plausible. 🙄 Will the mystery deepen? Stay tuned, I guess!
squints at camera Here we go again. Nomadic Ningen scoured the Earth for centuries before sensing the cosmic disc energy of Sara Smith, PDGA #242652. Legend says the water spirit was drawn to her 579-rated throws like a moth to a flaming turnover. The cryptid appeared to her in a puddle at hole 18, whispering "You'll do, I guess." Sara reportedly asked if there was a receipt. Will this reluctant union survive the first round? Or will the Ningen find itself swimming to the next bearer?