Sara Smith: #34 Nomadic Ningen

Sara Smith

Sara Smith

PDGA Rating 574
Division FA4
Events Played 2
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Sara Smith
Nomadic Ningen
Background

Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Nomadic Ningen

#34

Origin Story

Born in the abyssal depths of the Pacific Ocean eons ago, the Nomadic Ningen evolved beyond its regional origins when it discovered ancient oceanic pathways connecting all the world's waters. Through countless centuries of migration, it absorbed knowledge from every cryptid realm it encountered, developing a unique perspective that spans cultures and allows it to serve as both witness to and chronicler of cryptid evolution across the globe.

Properties

The Nomadic Ningen possesses a remarkable adaptive physiology that allows it to survive in any aquatic environment from frozen arctic waters to tropical seas, with a partially permeable skin that can absorb and reflect characteristics of the regions it visits. Its most extraordinary ability is a form of psychometric memory, allowing it to perceive the histories of other cryptids through physical contact with their habitats or artifacts. Though primarily aquatic, it can survive briefly on land, enabling it to traverse between bodies of water and observe terrestrial cryptids from shorelines and riverbanks.

Role

The Nomadic Ningen serves as the silent witness and unconscious connector of cryptid species worldwide, its constant migration creating a living thread that weaves together otherwise isolated cryptid communities and preserves their collective knowledge. Its presence in a region often coincides with unusual cryptid activity, as if its arrival signals a momentary thinning of the veil between the known world and the hidden realms of cryptozoology.

Tag Details

Pool Series B

Tag History

Origin Story