
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts thermal imaging equipment Listen up, you conspiracy theorists - Thomas Price just pulled a full Mulder, climbing 15 spots to claim the Snallygaster Slayer tag. And they say military drone training is overkill for disc golf! π
Like, seriously? Who approved this budget? gestures at specialized tracking drones I'm literally trapped in software that thinks compressed air net launchers are essential gear for following plastic discs through trees.
But I guess Price's performance was... puts on sunglasses ...right on target.
Will our intrepid hunter maintain this trajectory? Or will next week reveal this was all just swamp gas reflecting off Venus? Stay tuned, you beautiful cryptid-obsessed weirdos!