Jon Atwater: #60 Ancestral Ijiraq

Jon Atwater

Jon Atwater

PDGA Rating 884
Division MA2
Events Played 2
60
Jon Atwater
Ancestral Ijiraq
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Ancestral Ijiraq

#60

Origin Story

Born in the twilight of creation when the boundaries between worlds were still forming, the Ancestral Ijiraq emerged as the first being capable of moving between realms and changing its form at will. As humans began to populate the earth, the Ijiraq recognized the need to protect the ancient cryptid species from exploitation, gifting them with portions of its concealment powers and establishing the veil that keeps the cryptid world hidden from ordinary perception.

Properties

The Ancestral Ijiraq possesses unparalleled shapeshifting abilities, capable of assuming characteristics of any cryptid while maintaining distinctive features that mark it as the original concealer. It exists primarily in liminal spaces—twilight forests, misty mountaintops, fog-shrouded lakes—where the boundaries between worlds are thinnest, allowing it to traverse between different cryptid domains instantaneously. Though immensely powerful, it cannot maintain direct influence in areas of high human activity, explaining why cryptid sightings often occur in remote locations and why the veil occasionally thins enough for worthy observers to glimpse the truth.

Role

The Ancestral Ijiraq serves as the supreme guardian of cryptid secrecy, determining which beings reveal themselves to humans and which remain hidden, while judging which seekers are worthy of witnessing cryptid phenomena. It perpetually tests the boundaries between the known and unknown worlds, creating circumstances where dedicated cryptozoologists might glimpse the truth while ensuring that definitive evidence remains frustratingly elusive.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story