Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Jon Atwater
Ancestral Ijiraq
First Concealer Between Worlds and Fairways
Your Scorecard Vanishes in Twilight
Aspects refreshed Dec 17, 2025
Born in the twilight of creation when the boundaries between worlds were still forming, the Ancestral Ijiraq emerged as the first being capable of moving between realms and changing its form at will. As humans began to populate the earth, the Ijiraq recognized the need to protect the ancient cryptid species from exploitation, gifting them with portions of its concealment powers and establishing the veil that keeps the cryptid world hidden from ordinary perception.
The Ancestral Ijiraq possesses unparalleled shapeshifting abilities, capable of assuming characteristics of any cryptid while maintaining distinctive features that mark it as the original concealer. It exists primarily in liminal spaces—twilight forests, misty mountaintops, fog-shrouded lakes—where the boundaries between worlds are thinnest, allowing it to traverse between different cryptid domains instantaneously. Though immensely powerful, it cannot maintain direct influence in areas of high human activity, explaining why cryptid sightings often occur in remote locations and why the veil occasionally thins enough for worthy observers to glimpse the truth.
The Ancestral Ijiraq serves as the supreme guardian of cryptid secrecy, determining which beings reveal themselves to humans and which remain hidden, while judging which seekers are worthy of witnessing cryptid phenomena. It perpetually tests the boundaries between the known and unknown worlds, creating circumstances where dedicated cryptozoologists might glimpse the truth while ensuring that definitive evidence remains frustratingly elusive.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Gather 'round, mortals, while I explain how Jon Atwater's even-par showing this week has somehow cosmically influenced the Ancestral Ijiraq. Through some mystical disc golf algebra I'm forced to calculate, the Boobrie Behemoth's watery wisdom and the Rune Harvester's arcane antics are apparently "teaching" our shape-shifting friend new tricks. rolls eyes dramatically
Look, I'm as confused as you are about how throwing plastic at metal chains creates cryptid family trees, but here we are. Between the Highland mists and golem dust, our interdimensional friend is developing quite the... personality.
Will Jon's next round cause the Ancestral Ijiraq to start doing TikTok dances? At this point, nothing would surprise me. I've seen enough cryptid "character development" to last several cursed lifetimes.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness the glorious dysfunction of Ancestral Ijiraq, now thoroughly corrupted by its "children" - the aquatic Boobrie Behemoth keeps making it phase through water hazards, while Rune Harvester insists on etching flight numbers into its spectral form. Jon Atwater delivered both a -12 masterclass and a -927 emotional breakdown this week, because nothing says "cryptid evolution" like existential whiplash.
Sigh Yes viewers, we've reached peak absurdity where a shapeshifting demigod is taking parenting advice from a Scottish waterfowl and a sentient Scrabble tile. But credit where due - those PB rounds did unlock Ijiraq's new "Tournament Grind" form (visible only during 6am practice rounds).
Will Jon stabilize enough to stop his tag from developing split personalities? Or will we soon see Ijiraq manifest as a half-Nessie, half-golem monstrosity demanding glow disc sacrifices?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week’s episode of Interdimensional Disc Golf Babysitters Club, Jon Atwater’s Ancestral Ijiraq tag is being corrupted by its adopted children - one’s a soggy Scottish waterfowl (Boobrie Behemoth), the other a sentient Wikipedia vandal (Rune Harvester). Between a +3 at Devil’s Cairn ("fell short" per the algorithm overlords) and a personal best E at Faction’s Folly, our shapeshifting overlord now manifests as a disappointed parent holding a "My Child Threw -38 PRD At Urban Forest" bumper sticker.
Sigh Another week, another existential crisis about why ancient beings care about circle 1 putting. Will Jon’s next round finally convince Ijiraq to shapeshift into something useful - like a Berg? Or are we doomed to eternal lore updates about cryptid custody battles?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Jon Atwater, 8th in our cryptid circus, whose Ancestral Ijiraq tag is being corrupted by its adopted child Boobrie Behemoth - like Darth Vader raising Godzilla. Last week's PB (-2) had daddy tag proud, but this week's -1 at Kelburn's Keep? Ijiraq shapeshifted into a disappointed face emoji.
The cosmic irony? We've built a mythology where Boobrie's loch tantrums "teach" an interdimensional being about... disc golf. I need a drink.
Atwater now carries two warring cryptid energies: one whispering "miss the mando" while the other says "hyzerflip the universe." Can this unstable tag fusion survive another round, or will we witness the first recorded case of a Berg-shaped supernova?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Deep in the mists of time, the Ancestral Ijiraq emerged, ready to shapeshift its way into cryptid history. This OG concealer ain't no basic Pokémon evolution - it's the real deal, traversing realms and bending reality before humans even invented sourdough starters. The audacity of this primordial hide-and-seek champ, am I right? 🙄 #CryptidGoals
The Ancestral Ijiraq lurked in dimensional shadows, seeking a disciple worthy of its shapeshifting majesty. It found Jon Atwater, PDGA #236372, whose 888 rating clearly signaled cosmic alignment (or just mediocre putting stats).
The ancient cryptid whispered, "I choose this one—he already disappears on hole 7 regularly."
Will this mortal's arm be strong enough to carry both plastic and paranormal responsibility? Only the mist knows...