
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Gather 'round, mortals, while I explain how Jon Atwater's even-par showing this week has somehow cosmically influenced the Ancestral Ijiraq. Through some mystical disc golf algebra I'm forced to calculate, the Boobrie Behemoth's watery wisdom and the Rune Harvester's arcane antics are apparently "teaching" our shape-shifting friend new tricks. rolls eyes dramatically
Look, I'm as confused as you are about how throwing plastic at metal chains creates cryptid family trees, but here we are. Between the Highland mists and golem dust, our interdimensional friend is developing quite the... personality.
Will Jon's next round cause the Ancestral Ijiraq to start doing TikTok dances? At this point, nothing would surprise me. I've seen enough cryptid "character development" to last several cursed lifetimes.