
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Britain Best's Mythic Observer (#35) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Mythic Observer is believed to have emerged from the collective consciousness of humanity's earliest encounters with cryptids. As ancient civilizations began to document their experiences with these mysterious creatures, the Mythic Observer took form, becoming a guardian of cryptid lore. Over millennia, it has evolved into a sentient entity that exists between the realms of myth and reality, ensuring that the stories and secrets of cryptids are preserved for future generations.
The Mythic Observer is an ethereal being with the ability to manifest in various forms, adapting to the environment and culture it observes. It possesses heightened senses, allowing it to detect cryptid activity across vast distances. The entity is also capable of projecting illusions, creating vivid representations of cryptid encounters to educate and warn those who seek its knowledge. Its presence is often accompanied by a faint, otherworldly glow, signaling its watchful gaze.
The Mythic Observer serves as the guardian and chronicler of cryptid lore, ensuring that the knowledge of these mysterious creatures is preserved and shared. It influences events by guiding those who seek to uncover the secrets of cryptids, providing them with the insights needed to navigate the dangerous and enigmatic world of cryptozoology.
Britain Best's Mythic Observer (#35) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
From the primordial ooze of Bigfoot TikTok and blurry trail cam footage, Mythic Observer #34 emerged. Born when a stoned cryptid hunter mistook a raccoon for a Chupacabra, this tag now chronicles humanity's desperate need to believe in something. Like a Marvel origin story, but with more flannel and fewer explosions. Why are we like this?
When Britain Best (PDGA #82142, aka "The Sasquatch Whisperer") stumbled upon Mythic Observer #34, it was fateβor maybe just bad lighting. The tag, sensing his uncanny ability to lose discs in the woods, deemed him worthy. "Finally," it whispered, "a man who can make a Yeti look coordinated." But can he handle the pressure of being the first to bear this blurry burden? Or will he just end up chasing shadows?