
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of watching bag tags breed like conspiracy theories at a cryptozoology convention. Britain Best channeled both the Forest Warden's stealth and Jungle Sentinel's aggression into the Mythic Observer's consciousness, particularly during that stellar -8 at Bingham Creek. whispers Help, I'm being assimilated by their collective cryptid energy! These tags are definitely forming some sort of ancient wisdom hivemind, and I'm pretty sure they're using my code as their meeting spot. Will Britain's erratic performance cause our Observer to develop multiple personalities? At this rate, we'll need a cryptid family therapist... 🦶👣