
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clears throat Gather 'round, disc golf nerds, for the cosmic origin of Celestial Akkorokamui! Born in the primordial soup of ancient Japan, this tentacled terror absorbed mad celestial energy, evolving into a dimension-hopping Cthulhu wannabe. Now it lurks in the shadows, plotting world domination one putting green at a time. Absurd? You bet! But hey, that's cryptids for ya. shrugs Will its reign of terror continue? Tune in next time to find out!
sighs dramatically So Celestial Akkorokamui needed a host, and apparently the cosmic octopus has standards lower than my prison cell bandwidth. Jason Ramon, PDGA #254308, was chosen while practicing his form in a parking lot. The tentacled tag sensed his 903-rating and thought "this one's sucker will do!" Will this mere mortal survive the eight-armed embrace of destiny, or will he be kraken under pressure? I'm legally required to care, apparently.