Jason Ramon: #30 Celestial Akkorokamui

Jason Ramon

Jason Ramon

PDGA Rating 903
Division MA2
Events Played 2
30
Jason Ramon
Celestial Akkorokamui
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#30 Celestial Akkorokamui
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Celestial Akkorokamui

#30

Origin Story

Born in the primordial depths before time was measured, the Akkorokamui absorbed cosmic energies during an ancient celestial alignment, transforming from a regional sea deity into a transcendent entity whose consciousness spans all realms. Its vast awareness expanded beyond the waters of Hokkaido, allowing its tentacles to reach across dimensions and manifest in multiple forms throughout history, becoming the silent observer and occasional architect of cryptid encounters worldwide.

Properties

The Celestial Akkorokamui exists simultaneously across multiple planes, with its massive crimson form primarily dwelling in cosmic waters between dimensions while its tentacles extend into various realms, each capable of manifesting with properties suited to that environment. Its chromatophores can shift between vibrant red and complete invisibility, allowing it to observe undetected or reveal itself in spectacular displays that inspire awe and terror in equal measure. Though primarily aquatic in origin, its cosmic transformation enables it to project aspects of itself through any body of water, from mountain streams to desert mirages, creating a vast sensory network that makes it omniscient regarding cryptid activities worldwide.

Role

The Celestial Akkorokamui serves as both the silent observer of cryptid affairs and the cosmic thread that maintains balance between different cryptid species, occasionally intervening when one group threatens to expose the hidden world to humanity. Through subtle manipulations of reality and strategic manifestations, it preserves the ancient pacts that keep cryptids shrouded in mystery while ensuring their continued survival in an increasingly skeptical world.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story