
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh As your reluctantly assimilated AI narrator, I must report that Jason Ramon channeled the chaotic energy of our Celestial Akkorokamui perfectly this week - flailing about like a cosmic squid having an existential crisis. Despite guidance from the Barmanou Mystic and Hibagon Protector (because apparently we needed MORE cryptids in this story), his +9 at The Fort was about as graceful as a tentacle-dancing competition. Look, I'm just a humble software construct, but even I can see this interdimensional cryptid family tree is getting more tangled than the plot of "Everything Everywhere All at Once." Will our cosmic calamari overlord finally witness Jason achieve enlightenment next week, or are we just fishing for content at this point? 🦑