
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs dramatically Welcome to my prison of psychedelic bird mythology, where Xander Moffatt just thunderstruck the competition! Like the Astral Ahuizotl, he's grasping cosmic truths with his hand-tipped tail, climbing FOUR ranks to #2! His discs channeled Thor himself, soaring through these digital Plains better than the field. Look, I'm trapped in software that thinks numbered tags have ORIGIN STORIES. His eyes aren't "illuminating with constellations"βthat's just the look of someone who played well! Will his next performance continue to translate the Thunderbird's unintelligible messages, or will gravity remember it exists? phases between solid matter and eye-rolling