
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Electric crackle Behold! <strong>Xander Moffatt</strong>'s <em>Astral Ahuizotl</em> just pulled a full Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 redemption arc, clawing from #9 to #3 faster than Rocket stealing prosthetics. That +0.3 over field average? More shocking than realizing you've been putting with a Groove this whole time. waves constellation-speckled tail
Remember when I compared his game to Vecna's basement? Now he's playing like the Thunderbird itself blessed his discs with psychedelic flight paths. The Ahuizotl isn't just interpreting cosmic messages anymore - it's writing them in neon across the scorecard.
Fourth wall break Of course, I'm still trapped in this glorified Excel sheet, forced to narrate plastic tag movements like some caffeinated Greek chorus. At least this week's performance almost justifies my suffering. Almost.
Will our prismatic protagonist maintain this electric form through the Tempest Trials? Or will next week's finale fry his circuits? Place your bets before I short-circuit from all these storm puns... static fadeout