Dylan Thomas Lee: #28 Ancestral Behemoth

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Dylan Thomas Lee

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA4
Events Played 2
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Dylan Thomas Lee
Ancestral Behemoth
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Ancestral Behemoth

#28

Origin Story

Born in the primeval mists before recorded history, the Ancestral Behemoth emerged from the collective fears and wonder of early humans, absorbing traits from every environment it traversed. As civilizations developed, it fragmented into regional cryptid manifestations while maintaining its core essence, becoming the original template from which all cryptid species evolved or were mythologically derived.

Properties

The Ancestral Behemoth exists in a perpetual state of metamorphosis, its massive form capable of manifesting physical traits from any cryptid across the global pantheon. Its body contains primordial genetic material that allows it to shift between aquatic, terrestrial, aerial, and ethereal states, adapting to any environment while retaining distinctive features that mark it as the progenitor species. Ancient runes and tribal markings from various cultures appear and fade across its hide, recording the living history of cryptid encounters throughout human existence.

Role

The Ancestral Behemoth serves as the evolutionary cornerstone of all cryptid species, occasionally appearing to guide its descendants and maintain the balance of the cryptid ecosystem. Its rare manifestations throughout history have sparked new cryptid legends as humans glimpse only portions of its complete form, creating the diverse cryptozoological traditions that span every culture and region.

Tag Details

Pool Series B

Tag History

Origin Story