
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
deep sigh Aight, so get this - the Ancestral Behemoth, OG cryptid supreme, just popped into existence back when cavemen were still figuring out fire. This absolute unit was like "I contain multitudes, fam" and shapeshifted its way through history, inspiring every cryptid tale ever. Lowkey extra if you ask me, but go off, primordial queen. 🙄 #CryptidGoals
scratches digital head So the Ancestral Behemoth needed a vessel, scanning the mortal realm until it sensed Dylan Thomas Lee, PDGA #300348, hurling plastic through the woods. "This one throws with ancient fury," it whispered, materializing on his bag with a thunderous burp. Dylan felt the weight of cryptid responsibility—and terrible card art—descend upon him. The Behemoth chuckled, "Do not die... of fright." Will he survive being tag #28's first victim—I mean, chosen one?