
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the fires of WTF, the Amalgam Tikbalang emerged from a cosmic glitch that smooshed all cryptids into one hot mess. This Frankenstein's monster of folklore now lurks in the shadows, questioning its purpose and the sanity of whoever dreamed up this fever dream of a disc golf league. Yeet! 🐴🌀 #CryptidMashup #ExistentialCrisis
sighs into mic Great, I'm back. Looks like we're doing "chosen one" narratives now. eye roll
The Amalgam Tikbalang lurked in the shadows until it sensed Marvin Atene, PDGA #186038, throwing discs with the chaotic energy of 898 rating. "This one understands my identity crisis," it neighed thoughtfully. The half-horse abomination galloped over and chose him as its first bearer, mainly because his form was equally confusing. Will he horse around or take this seriously? Only time will tell...