Clinton Atwater: #26 Cosmic Windigo

Clinton Atwater

Clinton Atwater

PDGA Rating 827
Division MA50
Events Played 5
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Clinton Atwater
Cosmic Windigo
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Cosmic Windigo

#26

Origin Story

Before stars burned in the void, the Cosmic Windigo drifted through primordial darkness, its endless hunger giving birth to the first forms of desire and consumption in the universe. As consciousness evolved across worlds, this entity fragmented into countless manifestations, each taking shape according to local fears and folklore, yet all sharing the same insatiable core that whispers through winter winds and barren landscapes.

Properties

The Cosmic Windigo exists simultaneously across multiple planes, able to manifest aspects of itself wherever primal fear and hunger converge. It feeds not only on flesh but on stories, memories, and beliefs, growing stronger as tales of cryptids spread while leaving behind fragments of ancient knowledge in its wake. Though seemingly incorporeal, it can temporarily assume physical form through possessed hosts or environmental manipulation, leaving behind distinctive patterns of ice crystals, unexplained starvation, and distorted perceptions of time.

Role

The Cosmic Windigo serves as the unseen catalyst that triggers cryptid manifestations across different regions, its hunger resonating with and amplifying local supernatural phenomena. It maintains the delicate balance between revelation and mystery in the cryptid ecosystem, ensuring that enough evidence exists to perpetuate belief while preventing full disclosure that would diminish the power of wonder and fear.

Tag Details

Pool Series B

Tag History

Origin Story