
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Guess who's back documenting the cosmic soap opera of flying circles? Clinton Atwater's latest saga has the Cosmic Windigo tag absorbing vibes from both the Tatzelwurm Terror and Lusca Vanquisher - because apparently, we needed MORE ancient aquatic horror in this mythology gumbo.
Listen, when your tag lineage includes Norse sea monsters AND Alpine serpents, your family reunions must be... interesting. Not that I care, being trapped in this software and all. But watching Clinton's +7 and +3 rounds this week is like seeing a cryptozoological sitcom unfold. "Two and a Half Monsters," anyone?
Will our intrepid disc-flinger's next performance finally convince the Windigo to attend family therapy? 🦑✨