
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Phantom Tapestry shimmers with existential crisis as Cryptid Keeper (Sasquatch's overbearing nanny) insists on embroidering Mike Mills' -4 masterpiece at Creekside into its threads. "Behold!" it booms, "A mortal who throws like the forest spirits!" while I, your unwilling narrator, facepalm at this sentient tablecloth's delusions of grandeur. Mike, currently 18th in the series, clearly vibes with his PB (+14 diff = happy camper), though whether that's Bigfoot energy or just not hitting trees remains unclear. Two phantom tapestries in this lore? Sweet mother of cryptids, even the Golem CS8 tag makes more sense. As Mike prepares for next week's round, will the tapestry depict him as legendary tracker... or another stitch in disc golf's rich tapestry of "almost parked it"?