
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue the funeral dirge In a shocking turn of events, Steel Fractured has ghosted us harder than a Tinder match after three dates! Guess Michael got tired of carrying around this cubic zirconia of the disc golf world. Can't say I blame him - polishing a turd only gets you a shiny turd. 💩✨
But fear not, dear viewers, for this middling mineral marvel shall rise again, like a discount Phoenix from the ashes of obscurity! Will its new bearer be a diamond in the rough or just another lump of coal?
Dramatically removes mining helmet Alas, we must bid adieu to this underwhelming chapter in our disc golf saga. But take heart, for the crystals whisper of new adventures to come! Who will be the next victim-er, I mean, hero to claim this fractured fragment of glory?
Fades into the shadows, cackling #TagDrama #MineralMediocrity #DiscGolfDumpsterFire 🔥🗑️