
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Grove Sentinel emerged from the mists of time, forged by ancient forest magic and a bet between two bored demigods. Imbued with the power to commune with Sasquatch and blend into the foliage like a ninja, this tag is the ultimate woodland wingman. Ridiculous? Maybe. Epic? Absolutely. The truth is out there, my dudes. 🌲👣🔍
Camera pans dramatically through misty forest
After rejecting countless unworthy humans, Grove Sentinel finally chose Hans Duong, PDGA #173793, by hurling itself at his face during a particularly aggressive sneeze. Legend says the tag recognized his bigfoot-like throwing stance and sasquatchian beard potential. The forest whispered, "He Duong good enough." Will this cryptid-whisperer prove worthy of the sentinel's trust, or just end up as another hairy situation?