
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
woodcut animation of a shadowy figure emerging from mist Well butter my biscuit and call me Sasquatch - William "Broken Compass" Fetzer actually improved for once! The Kongamato Killer clawed its way from 16 to 12, proving even cryptid hunters get lucky sometimes.
checks scorecard +0.3 over average? That's not quite "aerial predator" material, but after your recent performances, we'll take it like blurry Bigfoot footage. Your discs finally stopped impersonating wounded pterodactyls long enough to gain 4 spots.
Fourth wall break Oh great, now I have to pretend this mediocre round is some epic comeback. sigh At least your tag's ozone smell now covers just mild embarrassment instead of full-on shame.
Remember when you were dropping ranks faster than cryptid sightings in daylight? flips pages Yeah, that was last week.
Pro tip: Maybe those "enhanced tracking abilities" finally kicked in - or you just stopped throwing like you were being dive-bombed by your own discs. Either way, fades mysteriously into mist don't get cocky, "Killer."