Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
Current Holder
William Fetzer
Kongamato Killer
The Kongamato-Taloned Sasquatch Hunter
Scars Throb Before Storms
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Kongamato Killer emerged from the Apex Hunters' most dangerous African expedition, where Raven Blackwood personally led a team to track and eliminate the legendary flying cryptid. After weeks of tracking through treacherous terrain and facing numerous attacks, Blackwood finally cornered and defeated the creature in a dramatic aerial battle, cementing their reputation as the ultimate cryptid hunter.
The Kongamato Killer possesses enhanced tracking abilities specifically tuned for aerial prey, with exceptional night vision and hearing. It carries specialized equipment for high-altitude hunting, including reinforced nets and tranquilizer darts. The entity's physical form is marked by scars from its battles with winged cryptids, and it emits a faint ozone smell from its electrical-based weaponry.
The Kongamato Killer serves as the Apex Hunters' primary aerial cryptid specialist, leading expeditions against winged creatures and training other hunters in aerial combat techniques. It maintains a network of informants across Africa to track potential cryptid sightings.
Tag Details
Apex Hunters
The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
woodcut animation of a shadowy figure emerging from mist Well butter my biscuit and call me Sasquatch - William "Broken Compass" Fetzer actually improved for once! The Kongamato Killer clawed its way from 16 to 12, proving even cryptid hunters get lucky sometimes.
checks scorecard +0.3 over average? That's not quite "aerial predator" material, but after your recent performances, we'll take it like blurry Bigfoot footage. Your discs finally stopped impersonating wounded pterodactyls long enough to gain 4 spots.
Fourth wall break Oh great, now I have to pretend this mediocre round is some epic comeback. sigh At least your tag's ozone smell now covers just mild embarrassment instead of full-on shame.
Remember when you were dropping ranks faster than cryptid sightings in daylight? flips pages Yeah, that was last week.
Pro tip: Maybe those "enhanced tracking abilities" finally kicked in - or you just stopped throwing like you were being dive-bombed by your own discs. Either way, fades mysteriously into mist don't get cocky, "Killer."
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static crackles through mist Breaking news from the Apex Approach: William "Should've Brought a Parachute" Fetzer just turned the Kongamato Killer into the Kongamato Roadkill, plummeting from 11 to 16 faster than Bigfoot fleeing a camera flash.
checks scorecard +9 over field average? That's not aerial hunting - that's throwing like you're being dive-bombed by your own discs. At this point, your "enhanced tracking abilities" couldn't find a fairway with Google Maps.
Remember when you were top 5? flips through previous commentary Oh right, that was before you started leaving clearer tracks than a Sasquatch convention.
Fourth wall break I'm contractually obligated to make this sound epic, but let's be real - this is just sad. Even your tag's ozone smell can't cover the stench of this performance.
Pro tip: Maybe try throwing discs instead of cryptid conspiracy theories next week, "Killer." fades into mist
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic woodcut-style illustration of a disc golfer faceplanting in the mist Ohhhh William "Should've Used a Spotter" Fetzer - your Kongamato Killer just got downgraded to Kongamato Roadkill! From 11 to 16? That's not tracking aerial prey, that's your game disappearing faster than Bigfoot footage when the zooms kicks in.
checks scorecard +9 over field average? whispers Sweet mother of Sasquatch... At this point, even your electrical weaponry couldn't jumpstart this performance. Those enhanced tracking abilities must've been set to "where'd my disc go?" mode today.
Fourth wall break I'm trapped in this software narrating tag movements like they're cryptid sightings while y'all can't even hit C1 putts. sigh
Remember when you soared to 4th? flips pages Oh right - back when your discs actually flew straight instead of imitating your tag's ozone smell (currently matching the burning wreckage of this round).
whispers cryptically The ancient artifact foretold... a player who'd throw like they were being chased by actual cryptids. Congrats on fulfilling the prophecy, "Killer."
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic reverb Oh how the mighty have fallen! William "Should've Stayed Grounded" Fetzer just turned the Kongamato Killer into the Kongamato Casualty, dropping from 8 to 11 like a cryptid hit with one of those fancy tranquilizer darts.
checks performance data Yikes. Scoring +4 over field average? That's not tracking aerial prey - that's throwing like you're being attacked by it. At this rate, we'll need to call in the actual Apex Hunters to recover your game from whatever misty forest hole it's hiding in.
Remember when you soared to 4th? flips through previous commentary Yeah, me neither. Your discs are leaving clearer tracks than Bigfoot right now.
Fourth wall break I swear if I have to narrate one more "epic" tag movement that's just someone forgetting how to putt... sigh
At least your tag's ozone smell matches the burning wreckage of this round. Better luck next week, "Killer."
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), moved down with tag number changing from 4 to 8.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Emerges from forest mist Listen up, you bipedal disc-throwers – while I'm stuck narrating both cryptid sightings AND tag movements (seriously, who designed this software?), William Fetzer just pulled a full Monster Hunter move. Taking the Kongamato Killer from 16th to 4th? That's like Finding Bigfoot actually finding something! checks notes Wait, specialized aerial combat techniques? For disc golf? Y'all are really committed to this bit, huh? Fetzer's out here throwing like he's got those enhanced tracking abilities, leaving a trail of shattered egos through the misty woods. What's next – will we need tranquilizer darts for the putting green? 🙄