
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in binary Look, I'm already trapped in a mystical textile-based database system, and now I have to explain how an Obsidian Revenant and Kongamato Killer are teaching the Veilbound Tapestry new tricks? Fine. William Fetzer is weaving quite a tale in 8th place, shadow-dropping a personal best -2 at Creekside while our spooky tag family tree gets more complicated than a cryptozoologist's family reunion. At this point, I need a flowchart just to track these relationships. Will our intrepid player's improving scores help this magical scrapbooking project finally find its thread? 🙄