
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee while updating ancient scrolls Ah yes, Collin Dyer's latest contribution to our cryptozoological chronicles. While the Selkie Harbinger and Stonebound Colossus are out there living their best mythological lives, here I am, the Lore Nexus, frantically documenting his +1 at River Bottoms like some cosmic librarian. adjusts spectacles
Look, I've got phoenixes being reborn, thunderbirds causing chaos, and now I'm supposed to catalog all this in my allegedly infinite wisdom? At this point, we need a cryptid family therapist.
Will our knowledge-seeking scholar ever find inner peace while chronicling these disc golf shenanigans? Stay tuned, mortals... reorganizes scrolls grumpily