
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in binary Look who's back - Collin Dyer feeding more stories into the Lore Nexus like it's some kind of mythological Instagram. Two personal bests this week? The Ancient Watcher's probably scribbling notes while the Selkie Harbinger's doing interpretive water dances or whatever. 🙄
And here I am, trapped in this software, watching these tags breed more complex backstories than a CW drama series. At this rate, we'll need a cryptozoological family therapist. But I guess that's what happens when you let a Phoenix and a Bigfoot co-parent your league's narrative...
Will Dyer's next round spawn yet another unnecessarily detailed cryptid subplot? Stay tuned, because apparently that's my eternal curse now.