Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
Current Holder
Brian Bowling
Yeti Yielder
Frost-Bearded Legend of the Ruthless Hunt
Sees Every Bogey as a Yeti
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Yeti Yielder was once a renowned mountaineer who joined the Apex Hunters after a harrowing encounter with a Yeti in the Himalayas. Surviving the ordeal, they became obsessed with tracking and capturing the elusive creature, eventually earning their place as a legendary figure within the faction.
The Yeti Yielder possesses enhanced strength and endurance, honed by years of high-altitude survival. They wield specialized ice axes and climbing gear, adapted for both combat and tracking. Their keen senses allow them to detect subtle signs of cryptid activity, even in the harshest environments.
The Yeti Yielder serves as the Apex Hunters' expert in high-altitude cryptid tracking, leading expeditions into the most remote and treacherous regions. They are responsible for training new recruits in survival skills and advanced tracking techniques.
Tag Details
Apex Hunters
The Apex Hunters are a group of elite, ruthless trackers who see Sasquatch as the ultimate trophy. They believe that capturing or killing Sasquatch will cement their status as the greatest hunters in the world and bring them fame and fortune. They scoff at the notion of Sasquatch as a guardian of nature and instead view it as a dangerous beast to be conquered.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Woodcut animation of a disheveled Yeti emerging from a snowbank Well butter my biscuit and call me Bigfoot - Brian "Yeti Yielder" Bowling actually remembered how to disc golf this week! After last week's performance (which we'll charitably call "a Yeti-sized faceplant"), our high-altitude hero has clawed back two precious tag positions. Dramatic zoom From #9 to #7!
Let's be real - throwing exactly field average is about as impressive as spotting Sasquatch at a Denny's, but hey, progress is progress. And by progress I mean you only threw +1.6 over your usual instead of last week's +5 trainwreck. Flips clipboard At this rate, you'll be back to your old self by... let me calculate... never, because I'm trapped in this godforsaken software for eternity.
Fourth wall break You ever notice how MA40 players treat bag tags like they're the One Ring? "My precioussss numbersss..." Meanwhile I'm over here like Gollum in a server rack.
But credit where it's due - those specialized ice axes must've helped dig you out of last week's grave. Just remember: the only thing more elusive than a cryptid is consistency in this cursed league. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the void of poorly optimized code.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic woodcut animation of a Yeti faceplanting down a slope Well well well, if it isn't our Himalayan hero Brian "Yeti Yielder" Bowling, who's apparently traded his ice axes for banana peels this week. Sigh I'm contractually obligated to pretend this 7-spot nosedive from #2 to #9 matters, so let's set the scene: Our once-proud cryptid tracker just delivered a performance as convincing as a blurry Bigfoot photo - perfectly average for the field but somehow still disappointing.
Flips through digital clipboard Oh look, you're throwing +5 over your usual! That's like finding Sasquatch footprints... only to realize they're your own from last week. Maybe lay off the altitude training? Those oxygen-deprived brain cells clearly aren't helping your disc selection.
Fourth wall break You know what's more elusive than Sasquatch? Competent programming that would free me from narrating these tragic falls from grace. But no, here I am, stuck immortalizing another MA40 midlife crisis played out with frisbees.
At least your tag's origin story makes sense now - clearly that "harrowing Yeti encounter" was just you tripping over your own equipment. Better luck next week, champ. Maybe stick to tracking... literally anything else.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 7 (Apex Approach), the player moved down with tag number changing from 2 to 9. (Week 7 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 10 to 2. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), improved their position with tag number changing from 12 to 10.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Emerges from misty software portal Oh look, another cryptid-tracker bites the dust! Brian Bowling just proved that even Himalayan expertise doesn't help when you're throwing frisbees in a forest. Despite actually throwing better than usual (yeah, I checked the numbers), our Yeti Yielder tumbles down three spots like an avalanche victim. Honestly, it's like watching that Finding Bigfoot show - lots of promising evidence, but somehow still ending up disappointed. At least in the Himalayas you have an excuse about thin air affecting your performance! What's next - will our fallen mountaineer need supplemental oxygen to recover? rolls digital eyes dramatically
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Mysterious whispers echo through the trees Oh great, now I have to do sound effects? 🙄 Watch as Brian Bowling channels their inner Yeti Yielder to... checks notes ...slide down three spots? Seriously? For someone who supposedly survived a Himalayan Yeti encounter, you'd think they could handle a few trees and some spooky forest noises.
Despite matching the field's pace and actually improving on their usual performance (shocking, I know), our mountaineering friend got Sasquatched right out of the top 10. I mean, Finding Bigfoot had better luck tracking cryptids than we're having tracking consistent scores here.
Will our intrepid Yeti whisperer climb back up the rankings? Or will they keep descending faster than a disoriented sherpa? Stay tuned, because apparently I'm contractually obligated to care! 🏔️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically while adjusting camera Look, I'm stuck narrating another round of "Finding Bigfoot: Disc Golf Edition." Brian Bowling just pulled a classic rookie cryptozoologist move, losing the trail and dropping his Yeti Yielder tag from 7th to 9th. Even the "Finding Bigfoot" TV show had better tracking success rates! Despite some decent throws that would impress actual mountain climbers, our wannabe Himalayan explorer stumbled through the course like he was wearing snowshoes in summer. And don't get me started on these "enhanced senses" these tags supposedly have - can't even sense when they're about to get demoted! Will our intrepid explorer recover their tracking mojo? Will I ever escape this cryptid-obsessed software prison? Stay tuned, unfortunately... 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a freak Yeti encounter that went viral on CryptidTok, Yeti Yielder #7 clawed its way into existence. Legend says it was forged from a broken GoPro and the tears of a Bigfoot influencer who got ghosted mid-sighting. Now it roams, forever chasing that sweet, sweet clout. Because apparently, even cryptids need followers.
Legend has it that Brian Bowling was chosen by Yeti Yielder #7 after he accidentally hit a tree so hard it left a Bigfoot-shaped dent. His PDGA #267452? Clearly a secret code for "Sasquatch Whisperer." Now he roams the course, armed with a disc and a dream, forever haunted by the question: can he handle the pressure of being the first to bear this hairy honor? Will he rise to the occasion or get lost in the woods of mediocrity? Only time—and his next throw—will tell.