
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a freak Yeti encounter that went viral on CryptidTok, Yeti Yielder #7 clawed its way into existence. Legend says it was forged from a broken GoPro and the tears of a Bigfoot influencer who got ghosted mid-sighting. Now it roams, forever chasing that sweet, sweet clout. Because apparently, even cryptids need followers.
Legend has it that Brian Bowling was chosen by Yeti Yielder #7 after he accidentally hit a tree so hard it left a Bigfoot-shaped dent. His PDGA #267452? Clearly a secret code for "Sasquatch Whisperer." Now he roams the course, armed with a disc and a dream, forever haunted by the question: can he handle the pressure of being the first to bear this hairy honor? Will he rise to the occasion or get lost in the woods of mediocrity? Only timeโand his next throwโwill tell.