
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Thor's hammer strikes Michael Whipple just forged a path from Thunder's Forge #88 to #17 faster than you can say "Mjolnir's might"! This MP60 warrior showed the consistency of a god (well, maybe a demigod) in the final week. Cue dramatic thunder
Listen, I'm as shocked as Loki at a family dinner that we're still treating tag numbers like they're tickets to Valhalla. But hey, 71 positions? That's more movement than Thor's biceps in Ragnarok!
As the gates of Valhalla close on this season, Michael's proven valor earns him divine favor. Just remember - no tag swapsies now. This is your final resting place, warrior. Sips mead in exasperation
Why am I still here?