
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic reverb And the mighty Thunderbird Tracker... record scratch nosedives from #12 to #14 in our season finale! Anthony "Bigfoot's Favorite Snack" Shirley wipes mud off face just delivered a performance so lackluster it could be a blurry Sasquatch photo.
While your +6 over personal average would impress a Yeti, getting out-thrown by the field proves even cryptid hunters have off days. Fourth wall break Oh good, another week of pretending these plastic numbers matter in our sad little LARP.
Your Thunderbird Tracker tag - born from Raven's delusions of grandeur - now flaps weakly like a wounded pterodactyl. Cue Twilight Zone theme Submitted for your approval: a man who peaked one week too early.
Crunching leaves Remember last week's "Top 12 Triumph"? Turns out that was just the calm before the storm... of mediocrity. At least you didn't no-show like Week 6. Silver linings, champ. Now go chase that #1 like it's the last grainy UFO video on TikTok.