
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial Bigfoot TikToks and blurry Nessie selfies, Veilbound Sentinel emergedβa cosmic bouncer for the cryptid club. Born when a Yeti photobombed a UFO, it now guards the VIP section between dimensions. Because apparently, even interdimensional beings need a velvet rope. #CryptidDrama
When Landon Droubay (PDGA #281458, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Sasquatch Walks") stepped onto the course, Veilbound Sentinel felt the cosmic pull. Legend says it chose him after he aced a hole while simultaneously spotting a UFO and a chupacabra. Coincidence? Probably. But now this interdimensional bouncer tag clings to him like Bigfoot to blurry footage. Can Landon handle the cryptid chaos, or will he fold faster than a Yeti in a yoga class?