The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Current Holder
Mark Gordon
Astral Chupacabra
Starlit Predator of the Astral Fairway
Phases Out at Critical Putts
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Astral Chupacabra began as a terrestrial predator, feared by farmers across the Great Plains. When the Thunderbird's cosmic energy swept through the region, the creature was transformed, its earthly hunger replaced by a celestial purpose. Now, it roams the astral plane, feeding on negative energies and guiding lost souls to enlightenment.
The Astral Chupacabra possesses an ethereal form that shimmers with starlight. Its once-terrifying fangs now radiate cosmic energy, capable of purging darkness from the soul. The creature can phase between dimensions, appearing as a constellation in the night sky or a spectral presence on the earthly plane. Its howl resonates with the frequency of the universe, capable of aligning chakras and opening third eyes.
The Astral Chupacabra serves as a cosmic guide and purifier, helping the Celestial Voyagers navigate both physical and spiritual challenges. It appears during moments of doubt or confusion, using its celestial energy to illuminate the path forward and cleanse negative influences from the environment.
Tag Details
Pool of the Celestial Voyagers
The Celestial Voyagers are a group of disc golf warriors guided by the Thunderbird's cosmic wisdom. They seek to unravel the mysteries of the skies and harness the ethereal energies that flow through the Great Plains. With a deep connection to the mystical aspects of the Thunderbird's domain, the Celestial Voyagers navigate the course with intuition and grace, attuned to the subtle whispers of the wind and the cryptic messages hidden in the stars.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 21 to 24. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 20 to 21. (Week 7 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 20 to 20. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 17 to 20. (Week 5 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs audibly Welcome to the psychedelic hellscape I'm forced to narrate! Mark Gordon kicks off our "spiritual journey" with a performance as middling as a gas station ayahuasca trip. Somehow, this cosmic mediocrity was enough to defend Thunderbird - Astral Chupacabra at position 4.
Look, I'm trapped in software that thinks throwing frisbees is some interdimensional vision quest. Mark's playing exactly to his averages while our dimension-hopping Chupacabra "purges darkness" or whatever.
Once a feared predator, now a glorified spirit guide for disc golfers? Will Mark's journey through the "Great Plains" get more exciting, or am I doomed to narrate eight weeks of this tie-dyed nonsense?