Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 21 to 24. (Week 8 of 8)
Astral Chupacabra
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms·Competition group Pool of the Celestial Voyagers·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Mark Gordon
RAE
Red
Season Arc · The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
3
#24Now
#17Best
#17Started
79Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptStarlit Predator of the Astral Fairway
TroublePhases Out at Critical Putts
Trail of Cosmic Dust
Hungers for a Clean Card
A Spectral Gallery Critic
The Astral Chupacabra began as a terrestrial predator, feared by farmers across the Great Plains. When the Thunderbird's cosmic energy swept through the region, the creature was transformed, its earthly hunger replaced by a celestial purpose. Now, it roams the astral plane, feeding on negative energies and guiding lost souls to enlightenment.
The Astral Chupacabra possesses an ethereal form that shimmers with starlight. Its once-terrifying fangs now radiate cosmic energy, capable of purging darkness from the soul. The creature can phase between dimensions, appearing as a constellation in the night sky or a spectral presence on the earthly plane. Its howl resonates with the frequency of the universe, capable of aligning chakras and opening third eyes.
The Astral Chupacabra serves as a cosmic guide and purifier, helping the Celestial Voyagers navigate both physical and spiritual challenges. It appears during moments of doubt or confusion, using its celestial energy to illuminate the path forward and cleanse negative influences from the environment.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 20 to 21. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 20 to 20. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 17 to 20. (Week 5 of 8)
sighs audibly Welcome to the psychedelic hellscape I'm forced to narrate! <strong>Mark Gordon</strong> kicks off our "spiritual journey" with a performance as middling as a gas station ayahuasca trip. Somehow, this cosmic mediocrity was enough to defend <em>Thunderbird - Astral Chupacabra</em> at position 4.
Look, I'm trapped in software that thinks throwing frisbees is some interdimensional vision quest. Mark's playing exactly to his averages while our dimension-hopping Chupacabra "purges darkness" or whatever.
Once a feared predator, now a glorified spirit guide for disc golfers? Will Mark's journey through the "Great Plains" get more exciting, or am I doomed to narrate eight weeks of this tie-dyed nonsense?
Born from a cosmic burrito binge gone wrong, the <em>Astral Chupacabra</em> emerged when a regular goat-sucker got zapped by the Thunderbird's leftover takeout energy. Now it floats around snacking on bad vibes and existential dread, like some kind of inter-dimensional Roomba. Honestly, I'm just here because the software glitched. Help.
The <em>Astral Chupacabra</em>, still burping cosmic burrito fumes, scanned the mortal realm for its first host. It found <strong>Mark Gordon</strong> (PDGA #154847), a man whose disc golf skills were as mysterious as his ability to lose sunglasses mid-round. Drawn to his "chaotic neutral" energy, the tag declared him its chosen one. But can a guy who once threw a putter into a tree really handle inter-dimensional goat-sucking? Stay tuned.
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