Mark Gordon: #4 Astral Chupacabra

Mark Gordon

Mark Gordon

PDGA Rating 859
Division MA3
Events Played 7
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Mark Gordon
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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Pool of the Celestial Voyagers Emblem
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 842 rating
#4 Astral Chupacabra
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Astral Chupacabra

#4

Origin Story

The Astral Chupacabra began as a terrestrial predator, feared by farmers across the Great Plains. When the Thunderbird's cosmic energy swept through the region, the creature was transformed, its earthly hunger replaced by a celestial purpose. Now, it roams the astral plane, feeding on negative energies and guiding lost souls to enlightenment.

Properties

The Astral Chupacabra possesses an ethereal form that shimmers with starlight. Its once-terrifying fangs now radiate cosmic energy, capable of purging darkness from the soul. The creature can phase between dimensions, appearing as a constellation in the night sky or a spectral presence on the earthly plane. Its howl resonates with the frequency of the universe, capable of aligning chakras and opening third eyes.

Role

The Astral Chupacabra serves as a cosmic guide and purifier, helping the Celestial Voyagers navigate both physical and spiritual challenges. It appears during moments of doubt or confusion, using its celestial energy to illuminate the path forward and cleanse negative influences from the environment.

Tag Details

League The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Pool Pool of the Celestial Voyagers
Pool of the Celestial Voyagers faction symbol

Pool of the Celestial Voyagers

The Celestial Voyagers are a group of disc golf warriors guided by the Thunderbird's cosmic wisdom. They seek to unravel the mysteries of the skies and harness the ethereal energies that flow through the Great Plains. With a deep connection to the mystical aspects of the Thunderbird's domain, the Celestial Voyagers navigate the course with intuition and grace, attuned to the subtle whispers of the wind and the cryptic messages hidden in the stars.

Faction Leader

Lyra Stargazer

Lyra Stargazer is a enigmatic figure who has long been attuned to the Thunderbird's cosmic energies. With a deep understanding of celestial navigation and a gift for interpreting the whispers of the wind, Lyra guides the Celestial Voyagers on their quest to unravel the mysteries of the skies. Her calm demeanor and insightful wisdom inspire her fellow Voyagers to trust in the Thunderbird's guidance and embrace the ethereal nature of their journey.

Members

11

Divisions

MA40 FA40 MA3 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

Mark Gordon
Mark Gordon
Week 1 Score: 66 Place: T3
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