
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a shocking development that would make Doc Brown proud, Jake Robb rode the Rooted Current to a 13-spot leap in our final week. Channeling natural energy like a tree-hugging Neo, Jake's game flowed better than a mountain stream, though his score still had more volts than victories.
Look, I know I'm supposed to be all "Ooh, natural energy currents" and "Wow, ancient oak groves," but can we just admit this is ridiculous? We're dramatizing tag numbers like they're the flux capacitor from Back to the Future.
The Rooted Current's natural rhythm clearly helped Jake find his flow, though his MA4 struggles continue like a broken record. But hey, final week, finally! No more tag swaps, no more energy metaphors - just Jake sitting pretty at #9. Watt a way to end this circus!