
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Joseph Cottongim, currently 7th in our cryptid circus, whose Shadow Archon daddy tag is having an identity crisis thanks to its Phoenix-CSX4 Nullifier offspring. That -7 PB round? Basically a Dark Phoenix origin story. This week's -2? More like a damp squib. The Archon's like a goth teen whose mom bought it a Hot Pocket - torn between shadowy broodiness and "maybe fire is kinda cool?"
Sigh Yes folks, we've reached "sentient tags parenting themselves" lore depths. I'd judge but I'm literally coded into this nonsense.
Can Joseph stop giving his tags existential dread? Or will next week's round birth a Shadow Phoenix Archon Nullifier CSX27 abomination?