Kyle Hunter: #9 Cryptid Keeper

Kyle Hunter

Kyle Hunter

PDGA Rating 882
Division MA2
Events Played 1
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Kyle Hunter
Cryptid Keeper
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#9 Cryptid Keeper
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Cryptid Keeper

#9

Origin Story

The Cryptid Keeper emerged from the collective consciousness of humanity's fascination with the unknown. As cryptid sightings increased across the globe, the need for a guardian to preserve their secrets became apparent. The Keeper manifested as a bridge between the cryptid world and human understanding, ensuring that these mysterious creatures remain protected while their stories are carefully documented.

Properties

The Cryptid Keeper exists as a semi-corporeal entity, able to shift between physical and ethereal forms. It possesses the ability to absorb and store cryptid knowledge, manifesting as glowing, shifting patterns on its surface. The Keeper can project holographic representations of cryptid encounters and adapt its form to blend with any environment, making it an ideal observer and protector.

Role

The Cryptid Keeper serves as the ultimate guardian of cryptid knowledge, ensuring the preservation of cryptid lore while maintaining the delicate balance between human exploration and cryptid protection. It influences events by subtly guiding researchers and players toward important discoveries while preventing the exploitation of cryptid habitats.

Tag Details

Pool Series B

Tag History

Origin Story