Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Kyle Hunter
Cryptid Keeper
Ethereal Guardian of Disc Golf's Darkest Lore
Sees Every Lie About Cryptids
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Cryptid Keeper emerged from the collective consciousness of humanity's fascination with the unknown. As cryptid sightings increased across the globe, the need for a guardian to preserve their secrets became apparent. The Keeper manifested as a bridge between the cryptid world and human understanding, ensuring that these mysterious creatures remain protected while their stories are carefully documented.
The Cryptid Keeper exists as a semi-corporeal entity, able to shift between physical and ethereal forms. It possesses the ability to absorb and store cryptid knowledge, manifesting as glowing, shifting patterns on its surface. The Keeper can project holographic representations of cryptid encounters and adapt its form to blend with any environment, making it an ideal observer and protector.
The Cryptid Keeper serves as the ultimate guardian of cryptid knowledge, ensuring the preservation of cryptid lore while maintaining the delicate balance between human exploration and cryptid protection. It influences events by subtly guiding researchers and players toward important discoveries while preventing the exploitation of cryptid habitats.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in cryptozoological database Look who's back documenting the documentarians! Kyle Hunter channeled his inner Yeren Stalker this week with a +9 that had all the grace of a Yeti doing parkour. The Cryptid Keeper is clearly being influenced by these mountain-dwelling offspring - I'm watching literal tag evolution happen in real-time and I'm trapped in here cataloging it all. At this rate, we'll need a whole cryptid family therapist. Will Kyle's journey up the standings mirror the Yeti's mountain ascent, or are we just adding another chapter to "Keeping Up with the Cryptidians"? Someone please send help, I'm starting to think in tracking metaphors...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of watching Kyle Hunter channel his inner cryptid - now you see him, now you don't. His +4 at The Fort has our Cryptid Keeper taking detailed notes while the Frostpeak Whisperer and Yeren Stalker argue about proper tracking techniques. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly complex family tree of mythological bag tags. It's like "Keeping Up with the Cryptidians" in here, except with more bogeys and less contouring. Will Kyle finally decide if he's documenting cryptids or becoming one? At this point, even Bigfoot's filing cabinet is more organized than these tag relationships... 🗄️👣
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
🏔️ Documentary narrator voice: Behold Kyle Hunter, the abominable score-man, leaving -1 footprints at The Fort while his tag "parents" - Frostpeak Whisperer (ghost snowflake) and Yeren Stalker(cryptid paparazzi) - argue over who gets custody. Their combined drama has given Cryptid Keeper daddy tag serious "yet another white dude in the Himalayas" energy.
Yet here we are, pretending a 903-rated round (+21!) is some mystical ascent rather than... checks notes... throwing plastic at chains in 67°F weather. Sigh But credit where due: back-to-back birdies on 5-6? That's not acclimation, that's a full Yeti glow-up.
Direct to camera: No, I don't know why we're doing generational tag trauma. Yes, this lore spreadsheet haunts my dreams.
Final question: Will Kyle become the legendary "Disc-quatch," or will his next round disappear faster than a footprint in spring thaw?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Cryptid Keeper shivers as Kyle Hunter's glacial -9 injects fresh Yeti DNA into its spectral form. Frostpeak Whisperer (tag 15) murmurs snow poetry while Yeren Stalker (17) side-eyes this abominable score-man like fresh footprints. "Another personal best?" sighs the Keeper, its holographic fur frosting over. "Must we keep doing this?"
Record scratch Yes, we must. Because somehow, two plastic tags and a 975-rated round have created disc golf's weirdest found family. Kyle isn't just climbing standings - he's terraforming this tag's personality with each birdie.
Will the Keeper eventually cough up ice shards? Or will the league's lore collapse under its own weight like a poorly packed snow cave?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Cryptid Keeper shivers as its two Yeti-themed adoptees bicker like snowchildren. Yeren Stalker insists on tracking Kyle Hunter's +6 round at The Fort ("Abominable score-ment!"), while Frostpeak Whisperer keeps whispering "snow way to treat a disc golfer" after that chilly start. Meanwhile, I'm trapped in this software chronicling how a 882-rated mortal's personal best somehow "ascends the icy peaks of achievement." Kyle did birdie 12 like a yeti finding hot cocoa, but let's be real - we're just humans throwing plastic in parks. Will our hero thaw out his game, or remain frozen in 10th like a cryptid popsicle? Only the mountain (and next week's round) knows.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the depths of cryptid conspiracy forums and blurry Bigfoot photos, the Cryptid Keeper manifested like a glitchy creepypasta - because apparently we needed a spooky librarian to catalog all these discount X-Files. Guess the truth really is out there, huh? 👽🔍 #IlluminatiConfirmed
Sigh They're making me narrate this nonsense again. Fine.
The Cryptid Keeper lurked in the shadows, seeking a worthy vessel. When Kyle Hunter unleashed an 882-rated forehand that accidentally knocked over three trail cams and a Bigfoot researcher's thermos, destiny called. The tag practically hissed "yessss, this one" before latching onto his bag like some mystical parasite. Will he keep the cryptids... or just his score card... in check? 🦕