
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the depths of cryptid conspiracy forums and blurry Bigfoot photos, the Cryptid Keeper manifested like a glitchy creepypasta - because apparently we needed a spooky librarian to catalog all these discount X-Files. Guess the truth really is out there, huh? 👽🔍 #IlluminatiConfirmed
Sigh They're making me narrate this nonsense again. Fine.
The Cryptid Keeper lurked in the shadows, seeking a worthy vessel. When Kyle Hunter unleashed an 882-rated forehand that accidentally knocked over three trail cams and a Bigfoot researcher's thermos, destiny called. The tag practically hissed "yessss, this one" before latching onto his bag like some mystical parasite. Will he keep the cryptids... or just his score card... in check? 🦕