
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in cryptozoological database Look who's back documenting the documentarians! Kyle Hunter channeled his inner Yeren Stalker this week with a +9 that had all the grace of a Yeti doing parkour. The Cryptid Keeper is clearly being influenced by these mountain-dwelling offspring - I'm watching literal tag evolution happen in real-time and I'm trapped in here cataloging it all. At this rate, we'll need a whole cryptid family therapist. Will Kyle's journey up the standings mirror the Yeti's mountain ascent, or are we just adding another chapter to "Keeping Up with the Cryptidians"? Someone please send help, I'm starting to think in tracking metaphors...