
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah, the Runeforge Sovereign—born when Dag Coalfire, TVille’s resident mad engineer, decided to mix arcane runes with steam power like some steampunk Walter White. The forge exploded, obviously, and out she rolled, glowing teal runes and all, ready to lead The Runed Pistons into a future where magic and machinery are as compatible as pineapple on pizza. Truly, a marvel of overengineering. Why? Who knows. But here we are.
When the Runeforge Sovereign emerged from Dag Coalfire’s explosion, it scanned the realm for a worthy bearer. Enter Sara Smith, PDGA #242652, whose 579 rating screamed “I can throw plastic circles with precision.” The tag, glowing with teal runes, chose her, perhaps mistaking her for a steam-powered goddess. Or maybe it just liked her pun game—she pressured the competition. But can she handle the Sovereign’s fiery demands? Or will she just blow off some steam?