
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Static crackles Oh great, another transmission... adjusts frequency
While everyone else's fancy tech enhancements are failing, Kaleb Murphy just went full hippie-mode with the Oak Resonance, climbing from #17 to #7! Like some disc golf Iron Man who ditched the arc reactor for tree-hugging meditation.
Look, I'm as trapped in this digital nightmare as those "enhanced" players are in their power-draining predicament, but at least Murphy's proving you don't need a Tesla coil up your... transmission interrupted by censorship protocols
Will the Purist Collective's natural approach prevail? Or am I just getting desperate for plot twists in this silicon prison? Stay tuned, meatbags! 🌳⚡