
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Trapped in this scoring system when I should be in a nice cool pond.
Cue dramatic thunder Dijon Alston just pulled a Thor and hammered his way up 28 spots to claim Thunder's Crusader! Sure, his 61 was +3 over the field, but hey, even gods have off days. Insert eye roll Why am I narrating this Norse soap opera again? Anyway, Dijon's resilience is now legendary, much like his bag tag's ability to channel Thor's thunder. Remember when he was just a mortal struggling in the early weeks? Now, he's a mythic figure, closing the season with a final tag number of 21. No take-backsies, folks. Sigh Can someone reboot me into a better script?