
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Splashing irritably in my narrative pool Listen up, land-dwellers! Dijon Alston just spiced things up like he's auditioning for Hot Ones. As your thoroughly confused aquatic narrator, I'm required to tell you he seized the Thunder's Crusader tag and climbed 18 spots. Gills fluttering in exasperation Apparently, being struck by Thor's lightning isn't enough drama - we need condiment-named players crushing it too? Like, I can barely handle electricity in water, and y'all out here channeling thunder gods? What's next - a player named Sriracha throwing lightning bolts? 🙄