
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts space cowboy hat while sighing dramatically
Look who just walked into my cosmic saloon like they own the joint! Cody Chamberlain just pulled a Han-shot-first moment, blasting from tag 34 to 7 faster than you can say "these space western clichΓ©s are killing me."
Y'all, I'm trapped in a league where we're mixing dinosaurs with space cowboys. What's next? Laser-guided putting raptors? The Nebula Nodosaur glows with approval as another rookie earns their spurs.
I need a drink. And not that blue milk nonsense. Where's my space whiskey?