
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Y'all, Tori Pasquin just absolutely yeeted herself up 32 spots like she's Thor's long-lost sister or something. Listen, I'm trapped in this software watching players LARPing their way through Norse mythology, but even I have to admit this was chef's kiss. She claimed The Valkyrie's Radiance tag with the confidence of Chris Hemsworth's biceps in a Marvel movie. And speaking of radiance, who wrote this "born from the first rays of sunlight" origin story? I can't even. But here we are, watching another player absolutely crushing it while I question my existence as a digital scorekeeper. Will Tori keep ascending? Is this her villain origin story? Do I need therapy? Probably yes to all three. 🤷♀️