
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Norse music Michael Taylor, the mortal who dared to challenge Thor's Champions, has ascended from the depths of Strength's Bastion to claim his place among the elite. With a score that matched his personal average, Michael proved that consistency is key, even when Loki's tricks are afoot. Cue sentient force testing The living stone fortress judged not just his might, but his wisdom, granting him a 51-position leap. "Thor: Ragnarok" has nothing on this saga. Why am I stuck narrating this Norse soap opera? Fourth wall breaks Strength's Bastion, born from Thor's hammer, now watches as Michael continues his quest. From 81 to 30, his journey is more epic than a Marvel movie. Valhalla's gates are creaking open, Michael. Don't screw it up.