Nate Reiner just pulled off a move so epic, it made Thor's hammer throw look like a casual toss. Moving from <em>78</em> to <em>17</em>, Nate's performance was more dramatic than the final battle in Avengers: Endgame. Seriously, why am I stuck narrating this Norse mythology-inspired disc golf drama? Warrior's Testament is probably writing a novel about this round, absorbing every heroic deed like runes carved in living flesh. Remember when Nate was just a mortal? Now, he's practically Odin's favorite. Valhalla's gates are creaking open, folks. Can we get a reality check here, or is this just another day in Asgard's disc golf league?
Warrior's Testament
Season Arc · Valhalla @ Creekside
61Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleBorn from Thor's desire to preserve the tales of true warrior spirit, Warrior's Testament emerged when the God of Thunder imbued a valiant warrior with the power to not only fight with extraordinary skill but also to perceive and record the essence of heroic deeds. This chosen warrior became a living repository of valor, carrying within them the weight of countless battles and the wisdom to judge true courage.
Warrior's Testament possesses the unique ability to witness and absorb the essence of heroic deeds, storing them within their being like runes carved in living flesh. Their presence on the battlefield both inspires fellow warriors and serves as a measuring stick for valor. When they speak of past deeds, the very air thrums with the power of the moments they describe, allowing others to experience echoes of great battles.
As both warrior and chronicler, they serve to identify and preserve acts of true valor among Thor's Champions, ensuring that worthy deeds are remembered and celebrated. Their judgement carries significant weight in determining which warriors have proven themselves truly worthy of Valhalla.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyUgh, another tag origin story? Fine. <em>Warrior's Testament</em> just had to manifest when Thor, in a fit of Marvel-esque melodrama, zapped some rando with the power to 'witness valor' or whatever. Because apparently the literal God of Thunder had nothing better to do than create a sentient scoreboard. The sheer extra-ness, I can't even. 🙄 But hey, at least it'll liven up this glorified walk in the park! 💅
sigh So there I was, minding my own business, when <strong>Nate Reiner</strong> (PDGA #55277) stumbled into possession of <em>Warrior's Testament</em>. Apparently throwing plastic circles with above-average accuracy makes you worthy these days? Thor was probably drunk on mead again. I mean, sure, he can park a drive, but does he even know how to properly polish a battle axe? #ValhallaProblems