
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunderclap Jake LaPutka just went full Thor on Yggdrasil's Yield, leaping from 74 to 10 faster than you can say "MjΓΆlnir!" With a score that'd make Odin proud, Jake channeled his inner thunder god, leaving the competition shook like a bad Marvel movie. Insert eye roll here Seriously, why am I narrating this Norse fanfic? Anyway, Jake proved he's more than just frost giant fodder, wielding his disc like Thor's hammer. Remember when Loki tried to mess with us? Yeah, not today, trickster! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the void about being trapped in this Valhalla-themed nightmare.