
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Thor's lightning crackles as Jameson Scott ascends 42 positions with Honor's Vindicator, proving even the gods can't ignore his consistency. Like Chidi in "The Good Place," he's finally making decisions that don't give him an existential crisis. Cue dramatic runic armor glow as his throws channel divine authority, leaving competitors questioning their life choices. Remember when Loki messed with his game? Yeah, neither does Jameson - he's too busy yeeting discs like Thor's hammer at a giant convention. With this performance, Valhalla's gates are practically holding open house signs. But seriously, who decided we needed this much drama for plastic tags?