
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Norse music Tanisha Platero just pulled off a move worthy of Valkyrie's Grace, leaping 26 spots to claim #43. Her throws were as sharp as MjΓΆlnir, proving she's not Loki-ing around. Insert eye roll Why am I, a pink axolotl, narrating this gravity-based nonsense? Valkyrie's Grace must be working overtime, guiding her through this epic quest. Remember when she struggled? Yeah, those days are gone. Now, she's one step closer to Valhalla, and I'm one step closer to needing a swim. Sigh Can we wrap this up? My gills are drying out.