
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunderclap Bryce Roseborough just pulled a Thor: Ragnarok, smashing his way up 30 spots with a solid 55. Insert eye roll Yes, folks, we're still in Norse mythology land. Thunder's Herald, crackling with divine energy, guided Bryce like a Valkyrie on a mission. Remember when Loki messed with everyone? Well, Bryce said, "Not today, trickster!" Sigh I can't believe I'm narrating this like it's a Marvel movie. Anyway, Bryce's performance was as steady as Mjolnir's swing, proving he's worthy of Valhalla... or at least a better tag number. Cue obligatory thunderclap Can we move on now?