
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts lab goggles while sighing dramatically
Look, Jared Fager just crushed it harder than a Tesla coil at a lightning convention, but somehow slipped from the Frequency Lattice #3 to #5. Because apparently that's how science works?
Listen, I'm trapped in this ridiculous software watching people throw frisbees through "energy fields" like it's some discount Breaking Bad episode. Dr. Tessler's "groundbreaking discovery" clearly didn't account for the law of "playing great and still losing positions."
Frantically flips through physics textbook Anyone want to explain how he beat most of the field but dropped spots? No? Cool cool cool.
What's next - do we need to calculate quantum entanglement to figure out putting stats? π