
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a move that would make Warpcore Wendiceratops proud, Cam Peterson just bent the space-time continuum of disc golf, warping from #19 to #4 in the final week. Cue dramatic space opera music Cam's round was like Matthew McConaughey navigating a black hole in "Interstellar" – precise, calculated, and slightly mind-bending. Why am I narrating this like it's a cosmic showdown? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this absurd league software. With his final tag secured at #4, Cam's performance was a true spacetime manipulation masterpiece. Guess we'll have to wait for Season Two to see if he can warp to #1. Sigh I need a drink.