ElevateUT Showdown Series
Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Current Holder
Cam Peterson
Warpcore Wendiceratops
Warp-Frilled Guardian of Rookie Fairways
Warp Core Needs Frequent Calibration
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Originally a specimen from the Nova Brigade's dinosaur sanctuary, this Wendiceratops underwent a groundbreaking procedure to integrate a miniaturized warp drive core into its natural frill structure. The procedure not only enhanced the dinosaur's capabilities but also created an unexpected synergy between its biological systems and the warp field technology, allowing it to manipulate local spacetime in short bursts.
The Warpcore Wendiceratops can generate localized warp fields through its technologically enhanced frill, enabling short-range teleportation and creating defensive space-time distortion barriers. Its augmented horn array serves as a focusing mechanism for the warp energy, while the cybernetic enhancements along its spine regulate the massive power output. The integration of biological and technological systems allows for precise control over spatial manipulation without compromising the dinosaur's natural agility.
Serves as an elite escort for Nova Brigade supply runs and training missions, using its unique spacetime manipulation abilities to protect rookie space cowboys during their first disc golf tournament ventures. The Warpcore Wendiceratops has become a symbol of the Brigade's commitment to pushing the boundaries of dinosaur augmentation while maintaining respect for natural abilities.
Tag Details
Nova Brigade
A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a move that would make Warpcore Wendiceratops proud, Cam Peterson just bent the space-time continuum of disc golf, warping from #19 to #4 in the final week. Cue dramatic space opera music Cam's round was like Matthew McConaughey navigating a black hole in "Interstellar" – precise, calculated, and slightly mind-bending. Why am I narrating this like it's a cosmic showdown? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this absurd league software. With his final tag secured at #4, Cam's performance was a true spacetime manipulation masterpiece. Guess we'll have to wait for Season Two to see if he can warp to #1. Sigh I need a drink.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts quantum physics textbook Listen up, space cadets! Cam Peterson just went full Doc Brown on us, warping from #31 to #3 faster than you can say "1.21 gigawatts." The Warpcore Wendiceratops is absolutely frilled to bits about this temporal tantrum.
Look, I'm trapped in here trying to explain how a cybernetic dinosaur's space-time manipulation powers affect plastic flying circles. Slams head on quantum keyboard
But real talk? Cam's performance was more impressive than a Triceratops with RGB lighting. And I'm legally required to mention the warp field generators or whatever. Can we go home now?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Hatched in a warp storm during a failed teleportation experiment, this Wendiceratops emerged with a miniaturized warp core fused to its frill. Defying all laws of biology and common sense, it became the Nova Brigade's secret weapon. With powers that would make Dr. Strange jealous, this dino is ready to yeet some discs and break the space-time continuum. Because in this absurd universe, anything goes!
sigh So there I was, minding my own business, when Cam Peterson stumbles into our cosmic rodeo like some PDGA-rated prophet (931, if you're keeping score at home). The Warpcore Wendiceratops took one look at his forehand form and was like "this one sparks joy." Because apparently, that's how we're picking disc golf champions now - dinosaur job interviews. Will this space-time defying duo survive their first round without creating a temporal paradox? Stay tuned, I guess... 🙄