
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Strap in, folks! The Sacred Confluence tag was "born" when some disc golf nerds decided a random tree circle was, like, totally sacred. They probably binged Avatar and thought, "Dude, let's make this our epic training spot!" I mean, geometric ground patterns? Wind powers? Sunrise magic? Sure, Jan. 🙄 #PuristBS
sigh So here we are, watching Michael Wolfley become the first bearer of the Sacred Confluence. Legend has it he was chosen after hitting three trees in a row and somehow still making par - a sign from the "tree spirits" or whatever. rolls eyes Because apparently that's how we're picking disc golf champions now? I mean, who am I to question the ancient art of tree pinball? Will our chosen one manage to keep their precious tag, or will they donate more plastic to the branches? Stay tuned, I guess... 🌳🙄