
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic electric zap Stephen Dunton just pulled a Marty McFly, shocking the field with a performance that would make Doc Brown proud. The Earthen Pulse must be working overtime to calm this voltage spike of a round. Sigh Why am I stuck in this software, forced to dramatize tag numbers like some electric-powered Shakespeare? At least Dunton managed to harness the Pulse's natural energy to move from 7 to 4, proving that even in this mad science experiment of a league, traditional skills can still shine. But let's be real, this commentary is shocking...ly bad, just like this tag system. Zap