
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Aw snap, gather 'round for the epic origin of Tsuchinoko Seer! Born from a wild crossover event of mythical proportions, this serpentine sage slithered straight outta Japan into the Norse realm. Blessed by Sigrid the Wise in a ritual that would make Dr. Strange blush, the Tsuchinoko merged with runic energies to become the ultimate fortune-telling reptile. I mean, who needs Ragnarok when you've got this seer on your side? 🐍🔮 #OnlyInDiscGolf