
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 5 to 6. (Week 7 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
When Odin sought to aid his chosen warriors, he transformed a powerful sea cryptid known as Trunko into a divine sentinel. Originally spotted off the South African coast, this creature was granted the wisdom of the Allfather and tasked with protecting Viking vessels from the Kraken's attacks.
Trunko Sentinel possesses the ability to sense the Kraken's presence within a hundred leagues, emitting a distinctive bioluminescent glow when danger approaches. Its massive seal-like body, enhanced by Odin's blessing, can withstand extreme depths and temperatures, allowing it to track the Kraken through the ocean's darkest reaches.
Serves as both guardian and scout for Odin's Chosen, warning Viking ships of approaching danger and guiding them safely through Kraken-infested waters.
Odin's Chosen are a group of Viking heroes handpicked by the Allfather himself to lead the hunt for the legendary Kraken. Guided by Odin's wisdom and armed with legendary weapons, they embody the virtues of courage, honor, and self-sacrifice. Their unwavering dedication to their quest and their faith in the gods set them apart as the ultimate champions against the Kraken.
Bjorn Odinsson is a legendary Viking warrior chosen by Odin to lead the hunt for the Kraken. Born under auspicious signs and raised in the ways of the gods, Bjorn has proven himself in countless battles and quests. His unwavering faith, strategic mind, and indomitable spirit make him the ideal leader for Odin's Chosen.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 5 to 6. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), tag number moved from 5 to 5. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Odin's Gambit), tag number moved from 3 to 5. (Week 5 of 8)
Sigh So there I was, minding my digital business, when Afton Bodell (PDGA #269633) stumbled into our mythological mess. The Trunko Sentinel apparently chose her because she "has the heart of a Viking" - or maybe because she was literally the only one standing there. I mean, even the Kraken needs a coffee break from all this dramatic choosing. But can she handle being our first seal of approval? ðŸ¦
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? record scratch Yep, that's me, Trunko Sentinel. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this sitch. Well, one minute I'm chilling off the coast of South Africa, next thing I know, Odin's all like "Yo Trunko, I'mma need you to be my Kraken alarm now." And I'm like, "Weird flex but okay." So now I'm stuck playing Aquaman meets Vikings while y'all chuck frisbees around. Ain't fate a trip? 🌊🔱 #KrakenChronicles